jameswhitworth
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Gaddafi Dead
"That's the problem with today's sewers - they're letting anyone in."
UK Prime Minister to "Bring Down" Energy Prices
"If only we could heat the house with his hot air."
UK Defence Secretary & Friend had Dinner with General
"This is my special advisor, but between you and me, he's only here for the steak dinner."
UK Defence Secretary Fights to Save Job
Liam Fox's Career Hangs in the Balance
Einstein May Have Been Wrong
"My teacher says my test reminds him of Einstein... could do better."
UK Scraps "Failed" £12 Billion NHS Computer System
"I'm sorry madam, but according to the computer your husband was booked in for a hysterectomy."
British Prime Minister Vows to "Protect Countryside"
"Bearing in mind how he protected the armed forces and the NHS, I think we're in deep trouble."
UK Midwife Shortage
Not enough midwifes to deliver babies...
UK MPs to be Reduced from 650 to 600
"I know some people don't like it, but the MPs need to be culled."
UK Green Party Conference
"Naive? They're positively green."
UK Health Service in Crisis
“I’m beginning to think it wasn’t such great news when my doctor said I’d outlive the NHS.”
Cuts to UK Police Force
"Due to the cuts, I'm going to be the good cop AND the bad cop."
UK Migration Rises by 21%
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Steve Jobs Resigns
Steve Jobs Resigns
Rail Strike
“It’s amazing how they can always get the strikes to run on time.”