What Was That -- An Earthquake?

Early last Tuesday morning, while poring over the news, I found the report that shows President Sparkle Pony's approval rating at an all-time low of 38%. The earthquake hit at around 1pm; at around 10pm, as our cat finally decided to come out from under our bed, my mind began to wander from the wretched network TV "coverage" of the quake and back to President Carebear's tanking approval rating, and reports that he received the news of the quake while playing golf near Martha's Vineyard, where they presumably couldn't feel it...