Not a Flamethrower

How could the man who sold a “Not a Flamethrower” possibly be burning down America? Well, funny story—turns out when you hand a billionaire man-child the keys to government infrastructure, he doesn’t just play with them, he melts them down and forges himself a personal golden scepter.

Regulatory agencies? Torched. Public safety? Up in flames. Critical government contracts? Magically redirected to his own companies in a sleight of hand so blatant even Vegas magicians are taking notes. And social security? Well, let’s just say it’s getting the same treatment as Twitter’s verification badges—ripped away for no good reason.

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A satirical caricature of Elon Musk dressed as a classic commedia dell’arte-style clown, complete with a white ruffled outfit and a pointed hat. He is gleefully wielding a high-tech flamethrower labeled “The Boring Company”, referencing the real-life product Musk’s company sold as a novelty item. The flames erupting from the weapon engulf a Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) logo and a Social Security card, suggesting regulatory defiance and bureaucratic chaos. At the bottom, the phrase “Ceci n’est pas un flamethrower” (“This is not a flamethrower”) is written in elegant script, an ironic nod to René Magritte’s famous surrealist painting, “The Treachery of Images.” The art style combines watercolor washes with sharp ink lines, enhancing the humor and absurdity of the scene.