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My Wife: Why are you still posting cartoons? Tjeerd's gone on holiday, there's no Cartoons of the Day for three weeks, and no-one's going to vote for that anyway. Come and help me in the garden...

Me: Holidays? Cartoonists don't take holidays. What if the Queen dies or there's a terrorist attack? and anyway, someone's gotta tell the truth about the Democratic Party...